WARNING: This video contains enough abdominal muscles, nuclear ass-drops, flashy costumes, laser-lights, hair-flips, wild animals, tricked out cars, fierce choreography, diamond-crusted lips, and porcelain-paint-filled-grenades to cause any queen, donkey, and or breeder instant heart failure. Watch at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised.
Now that that’s out of the way: Jennifer Lopez has just premiered her latest video for, “Goin In,” featuring Flo Rida, and it’s a fuckin‘ doozy! During the 4-minute clip, J.Lo claims her stake as the hottest Mami in the game, donning an array of the sexiest, most fashion forward looks while simultaneously showing off her incredible body (can you believe this mother of two just turned 43?). Her dancing is a tad-bit stiff, almost like she’s trying too hard, but she looks so damn good that the three fucks I gave went right out the window. If that’s not enough for ya, then the plethora of amazing sets, sharp choreography, and hypnotizing color schemes should be. The song itself is a little hectic and all over the place, but the video acts like the glitter and perfume that disguises the stinky shit into a pretty ornament.
“Goin In” was produced by LMFAO‘s frequent contributor GoonRook and will act as the first promotional single for the major motion picture, Step Up Revolution, but can also be found on Lopez‘s newly released greatest hits compilation, Dance Again…The Hits.
Now sit down, shut up, and watch! (It’s highly recommended that those of you over the age of 30 have your Life Alerts readily available!)
Tonight we goin Orangutan. Bananas!